As in Tom Cruise & Kate Whatsherface.
A couple of days ago I heard from the radio (during my morning commute) that TomKat is expecting.
A baby, not a potato. Unfortunately.
And here’s the FUN part.
Cruise’s Scientology has a credo that a woman should give birth drug free silently.
Meaning, no Epidural no groaning allowed. Supposed to be good for baby and mom’s sanity.
DJ’s comments:
- Why doesn’t Kate “produce” in a library? That ought to meet the criterion of silence
- Mom’s birth-giving moaning and groaning will absolutely ruin the baby’s chance of growing up a monk. Absolutely taboo.
Well, that pair of idiots can do whatever crap they desire. Like we care.
But Scientology is one huge piece of shit.
(caption on 'toon: I now pronounce you both legally insane)
