今天在查房一个老年女病人，她好转了我准备拿掉她的导尿管，然后order bedside toilet。但是我看到她床边已经有toilet seat了，我就问，为什么你有导尿管还要toilet呢？ 那个老太太瞪着大大的眼睛看着我说，well i need to go big one too, honey.
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黄大皇 发表评论于
我也打过。有病人满地大小便，把我逼疯了，就不打了。
wuximm 发表评论于
Haha, don't feel bad if you don't spell things right. My American born docs frequently ask me to spell certain words. I tease them back " Give me a break, I am a immigrant, don't you speak English?", and they would say " hey, this is not English, it is Latin". Also, I attack them back when I can't understand their lousy notes, "Your handwritting is so bad that it looks like a scribble, I bet you don't want the potential lawyer to understand".
When they claims they can't admit another pts and is too tired, I would say " Let us call nurse stat, to give Dr. so and so IV coffeine bolus"
We need fun when we constantly overworked, aren't we?
落花飘零 发表评论于
:DDDD last week, i wrote "no fish diet" for my pt because he claimed allgery of fish, my resident was laughing really bad when read my H&P. he said our cafeteria never cook fish anyway.
wuximm 发表评论于
Tell you one of my embrassing moment, when I was a intern and post call, I wrote a pt's diet order: Liquor diet instead of Liquid diet. Of course, nurse immediately paged me. That incident became the joke of our team. The other intern would tease me and ask me to take some of his alcohol withdraw pts. Other residents would ask me to be their docs if they ever admitted since I would give them Liquor.
