最近，一家邻居的太太背痛，先生又在韩国上班，就找我们家商量car pool，一起接送孩子。他们送，我太太接。邻居的女儿以前和儿子是同一个班，今年分开了。但还是一起在after school program玩。漂漂亮亮的韩国小女孩，我们也经常在家里拿儿子开心：“Is she your girl friend? ”
儿子都会说“No”。
上周五，俺一到家，老妈就告状：“儿子不老实。两人坐后排，中间虽隔着一个座位，儿子还是和小女孩争争吵吵。周五，居然吓唬人家，要给她一个kiss。俺只好审问一下儿子：“What did she reply?”
“Disgusting!”， 老妈抢着说。
“See, you know you have to be nice to girl, right?” 俺对儿子说。
儿子没头没脑地来了一句：“ Can I buy a wife with my money?”
“You have watched Snowwhite and Lion King a lot of times. You know, when people get married, they have to fall into love first, right? Can someone buy dad and mom's love to you from you?”
“Ok, I get it.”
“So, next time, treat girls nicely. When you grow up, you can become a gentleman. Then a girl will love you and marry you to become your wife. No girl loves a bad boy.”
俺还在等儿子这个礼拜的表现和老妈的汇报呢。
（１／２９／２００７）
