放心, 他早死了!

        有个同事被一场离婚官司折磨得整个变了一个人. 原本是宽容, 幽默, 充满爱心的, 现在却张嘴闭嘴咒人死.

        情人节后有位女子订了婚, 秘书买了张贺卡请大家签名. 当我把我签好了的卡片交给这位仁兄的时候, 他看了看卡, 突然冒出一句:

        "Whoever invented marriage, he or she better be dead!"
        "Steve, believe me, he is dead.  He died long time ago."  I replied, couldn't believe what I had just heard.
        "How do you know it was he not she?"
        "Believe me, Steve, it was he.  I can bet you 1 million dollars."
        "I want him to die again!"

        还有其他人没签, 我怎么偏偏给了他!