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回答: 我觉得哈, 万物性为首, (学术探讨哈, 我溜..砸不到的) 由 都是国人 于 2007-04-20 15:19:45

>三字经 (英文版)


>人之初, At the beginning of life,

>性本善。 sex is good.

>性相近, Basically, sex is nearly all the same in nature.

>习相远。 But it depends on how the way you do it.

>苟不教, If you do not practice all the time,


>性乃迁。 sex will leave you.

>教之道, During the way of learning it,

>贵以专。 the successful key is to make love with only one person.

>昔孟母, Previously, a great mother named Mrs. Mon

>择邻处。 chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.


>子不学, She taught her son that if you don\'t study hard,

>断机杼。 your dick will become useless and broken.

>窦燕山, A famous person called Dou,

>有义方。 owned a very effective exciting medicine.

>教五子, All his five sons took it,


>名俱扬。 then their sexual ability became well-known.

>养不教, If anyone who have children but they don\'t know how to do it,

>父之过。 it is all the father\'s fault.

>教不严, If they have lots of problems in doing it,

>师之惰。 their teacher must be too lazy in telling them the details on sex.


>子不学, If you refuse to learn sex,

>非所宜。 that should be a big mistake.

>幼不学, If you don\'t learn it in childhood,

>老何为。 you will lose your ability when aged.

>玉不琢, If you don\'t exercise your dick,


>不成器。 it won\'t become hard and strong.

>人不学, People who don\'t learn sex,

>不知义。 their life will become meaningless.

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