加菲的名言 （转贴）

哈，也只有我的兄弟才能说出这么深刻的名猫名言！
I hate mondays

Never send a man to do a cat's job

Money is not everything, There’s Mastercard & Visa. 

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

Save water,Shower with your girlfriend. 

Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.

Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 

Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?

“Work fascinates me.”I can look at it for hours!

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

When two’s company, three’s the result!

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.