Typing

A few days after she came to the company, her boss had a private conversation with her:" Please practice typing and don't type in front of other people because your speed scares me."
One day, before a BBQ, the boss wanted to make sure one last thing and IM her:


Boss said: hey!


She wanted to say "yes?" but to make it faster she omitted "?"(it really takes time for her to find "?") and sent it. So the second screen was:


Boss said : hey!
Boss said : Do you want me to bring anything?
Z said : yes


Oh, that is not what she meant to say. So she quickly type: No. I mean. The screen showed:


Boss said : hey!
Boss said : Do you want me to bring anything?
Z said : yes
Boss said : What?
Z said : No. I mean.


A couple of minutes later. The boss came to her cubic:"Please keep practicing your typing."