一碗绿毛线面

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我的朋友在文学城发了一篇菠菜汁手擀面条,看着翠绿翠绿的面条,精神都为之一爽,她鼓励我试一试,说孩子们肯定喜欢吃,还可以帮助他们多吃点菜。我想想也是,开始蠢蠢欲动,趁礼拜六,给他们改善一下生活。遂买好了菠菜,按照她的方法做了起来。

忙活了半天,结果,55555555555,我做的面条白不白,绿不绿的,越看越象一团乱糟糟的洗的褪色的绿毛线,孩子们一看,吓了一跳,谁也不吃,还吵着要吃方便面。 我就逼着老公吃,他看了也没有食欲,不过看我忙活半天的份上,还是吃了,我不甘心,问他:“除了颜色不好看以外,味道还不错哈。”要知道我用的是全鸡冬瓜汤下的面,老公看着我,一字一句说我是-费-力-不-讨-好。 

后来,朋友还问我做的如何,我很惭愧,心里想:这人和人差别咋这么大呢?本来还想给她交作业来着,就这成绩拿出来还不把她气晕了, 我看就免了吧。

之所以贴出来,是因为好玩,天下无双,空前绝后。啊Q一下下:我也太有才了,硬是把一碗菠菜面做成一碗绿毛线面,好歹也给点掌声吧。

这是朋友做的菠菜面,希望大家向她学习,我的不吃也罢,说实在的,我也没食欲。

PS:朋友帮我分析了我失败的原因,原来我没有把菠菜打成汁,她还送了我一个BLENDER,那就祝我下次成功吧!

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