［笑话］哈哈一乐：来看看有关海外华人的笑话（文/视频）

我们身在海外，大家每天忙于工作，生活。

许多老中们整天疲于奔命地打拚，对于物质的追求远远高于对精神的追求。也有的老中排斥西方文化，很多同胞在国外吃的是中餐，看的是中文电视，读的中文报纸，上的是中文网站，交的是老中朋友，说的是家乡话，到也自得其乐。

　 老中身上有很多优点，也有很多陋习。

入乡不随俗，我行我素，这是很多海外老中所奉行的原则。

那么咱们海外的华人的形象在外人看来是什么样的，特别是对我们的下一代有什么影响，有谁在意和在乎过吗？

来看看以下两个关于老中的笑话。一个是印度人说的“单口相声”，另一个是一个华人下一代写的有关老中的特点。

各位读者千万别太严肃，您看的时候一定要放松，千万别认为被别人说笑就是种族歧视。首先，那个说老中的印度人还有一大段嘲笑自己同胞的笑话。其次，那个写老中特点的是咱们自己的下一代。

咱们老中不也是常笑话别的种族有多傻有多笨吗？　能开别人的玩笑，别人笑话咱们，自己也能得哈哈一乐，才显得咱多有幽默感，不是吗？至于下一代所说的一些老中的特点，有些好笑，有些还真得引起大家好好想一想。

被人耻笑和被人调侃是不同的事情。所以，不要太认真。这些笑话都是英文的, 能看懂又能哈哈一乐的估计多少都不太会闹出那样的笑话。既然如此，那大家就开开心，引以为戒吧。

1。印度人眼里的老中

今年37岁的RUSSELL　PETERS　是在加拿大出生的印裔笑星，现在居住在加州洛杉矶。RUSSELL　PETERS擅长说有关各种族尤其是印度人和其他亚洲人的笑话。所到之处，备受欢迎。

2。华人后代眼里的老中

这是网上流传的一个华人第二代移民写的有关老中特点的调侃。尽管里面不少是对父母在许多方面的不理解，到也描绘出许多老中们的共性，令人会心一笑。

1. You unwrap gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping (and especially those ribbons)

2. When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has move out.

3. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.

4. You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers. You use the grocery bags to hold garbage.

5. You hate to waste food. Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them. (Your mom will lecture about starving kids in Africa ). You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.

6. You don't own any real Tupperware-only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, take out containers, and jam jars.

7. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.

8. You wipe your plate and utensils or wash them in a small basin of hot water before you eat every time you go to a restaurant.

9. You own a rice cooker and a slow cooker.

10. You wash your rice at least 2-3 times before cooking it.

11. You fight (literally) over who pays the dinner bill.

12. You have a teacup with a cover on it.

13. If you're under age 20, you own a really expensive walkman/discman, if you're over 20, you own a really expensive camera.

14. You're a wok user.

15. You only make long distance calls after 7pm.

16. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached – it means they're fresh.

17. You never call your parents just to say hi.

18. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they'll ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.

19. Your parents tell you to boil herbs and stay inside when you get sick. They also tell you not to eat fried foods or baked foods because they're heaty (yeet hay in Cantonese).

20. You e-mail your Chinese friends at work, even though you only sit 10 feet apart.

21. You always cook too much.

22. You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last piece of food on the table.

23. You starve yourself before going to all you can eat buffet.

24. You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewellery or electronics, computers.

25. You own your own meat cleaver and sharpen it.

26. Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin.

27. You wrap with napkins all the knives, spoons and forks of the airline that you fly on and put in your travel bag as souvenirs.

28. You never forget to take with you all the unused bath and facial tissues when you check out from the hotel because you believe its was included in the price of the room.

29. You will laugh at yourself when you read all of them.

30. And you will always proud because you're Chinese!