下面是一对夫妇在Skype 上的对话:
太太: R U there?
先生: Yes, honey.
太太: What R U doing?
先生: Chatting with someone.
太太: Man or woman?
先生: Of course it is a woman.
太太: U R dangerous. I thought you are watching TV.
先生: Why? Just a chat! How about U? What R U doing?
太太: I am surfacing the youtube.
先生: See. U R also on the net. How about we have a talk?
太太: With you? Boring.
Ding…….Ding.
先生: Hi, a phone call.
太太: can u pick up?
先生: It is 4 U. My friends call my cell only. Your friends call our home.
太太: ok. …..Oops, it is hang up.
先生: Do you want to go to bed now?
太太: 10 min.
太太: Can you get a cup of ice water for me from down stair when u come up ?
先生: Sure. $10 bucks.
太太: u r greedy.
先生: hi, it is a room service. I gave you discount already.
太太: No money, how about a special treat?
先生: Sure. To be there right now.
太太: Do not forget the water!
