Oh you get me ready in your 56 chevyWhy dont we go sit down in the shadeTake shelter on my front porchThe dandy lion sun scorching,Like a glass of cold lemonadeI will do laundry if you pay all the billsChorus:Where is my john wayneWhere is my prairie sonWhere is my happy endingWhere have all the cowboys goneWhy dont you stay the eveningKick back and watch the tvAnd Ill fix a little something to eatOh I know your back hurts from working on the tractorHow do you take your coffee my sweetI will raise the children if you pay all the billsChorusI am wearing my new dress tonightBut you dont even notice meSay our goodbyes (3 times)We finally sold the chevyWhen we had another babyAnd you took that job in tennesseeYou made friends at the farmAnd you joined them at the barAlmost every single day of the weekI will wash the dishes while you go have a beerWhere is my john wayneWhere is my prairie sonWhere is my happy endingWhere have all the cowboys goneWhere is my marlboro manWhere is his shiny gunWhere is my lonely rangerWhere have all the cowboys goneYippee aw, yippee yea