泡妞高招

声明:只适用于 6 岁以下,所以小顶同学还是得自个儿重觅良方。。。嘎嘎嘎嘎~
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8 黑同志最近矫情得紧,走到哪儿都自带纸笔,不分时间场合地点,动辄作灵感喷发状开始挥笔疾书:

那日带他去 playground ,巧遇他的同学 Vincent ,另有 Vincent 的邻居小姐姐 Christine 。玩了片刻,他便开始招呼字墨,写起了小朋友们的名字。没半点儿绅士样滴问: What’s your name? How to spell it? ——居然也在面前聚集了一堆人(大多以小妞为主,最大不超过 6,7 岁的样子)。于是乎,他一改尾随人后的作风,居然初显领头羊之风范:笔一收,大叫—— catch me catch me~ 于是几个女孩子们便去奋力追他;跑了一刻又突然一坐,开始煞有介事地写字。于是众妞儿又停下围观。。。

那日听了疼妹贴的 spooky 音乐,居然过耳不忘。在一种可以有四五个孩子一起玩的 spring rider 上大跳时,俺无意中助他一臂之力,指着他下达指示道 : let’s hear some music !他贲卖力地由缓到急唾沫横飞地哼唱出来,大大滴提高了众人的“颠狂”气氛。以至他一走开,马上又被拉回去—— we need the music !

哈哈哈哈,果然是文化银儿 + 文艺银儿泡起妞来更事半功倍啊!



bang2jing 发表评论于
KKK,头发好像该剪得了
deepcove 发表评论于
3胞胎啊3胞胎
小黑太有才了 这么小就懂得要智取
这音乐听一次觉得一次鬼子进村了
似顶非顶~~~ 发表评论于
喷血~~~~~~~~~~喷~~~~~~~~~~~喷~~~~~~~~~~~~~
护手霜 发表评论于
小帅锅坐在那里自娱自乐的样子,忒搞笑!

这娘俩配合得也真默契. 看来4黑以后真能当上老板的娘啊!!!
aptamer 发表评论于
haha...
天天天天天 发表评论于
小s瞎抢瞎发讨厌~~~~你打啥主意涅?一点都不纯洁,黑黑家会有啥你期待滴儿童不宜东东啊?

小八又穿介帅哥战衣出场~~~~迷s银涅~~~~还来个群女粉丝签名会,"what's your name?"大笔一挥,mm们滴小心肝突突跳啊~~~~



sjmj 发表评论于
瞎发................................................
明明是骗人进来麽:(
老大今晚文思如泉涌,连写三篇!这张照片角度很好,8黑的睫毛很漂亮啊。
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