Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr . in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has
Madam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!
Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman...., Why?
BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...........
I never looked at it this way before:
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUY necologist
AND ....
When we have REAL trouble, it's a
HISterectomy.
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUY necologist
AND ....
When we have REAL trouble, it's a
HISterectomy.
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?
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All About Men
Men are like...Government bonds.
They take sooooooooo long to mature.
Men are like...Laxatives
They irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like...Bananas
The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like...Vacations
They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like...Weather
Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like...Blenders
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like...Chocolate Bars
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like...Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like...Commercials
You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like...Department Stores
Their clothes are always half off.
Men are like...Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like...Snowstorms
You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like...High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like...Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like...Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like...Parking spots.
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or no good.
Men are like...Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like...Place mats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like...Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.
Men are like...Newborn babies.
They're cute at first, but you get tired of cleaning up their crap.
Men are like...Crystal.
Some look real good, but you can still see right thru them.
Men are like...Dry cleaners.
Most work fast and leave no ring.
All About Men
Men are like...Government bonds.
They take sooooooooo long to mature.
Men are like...Laxatives
They irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like...Bananas
The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like...Vacations
They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like...Weather
Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like...Blenders
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like...Chocolate Bars
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like...Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like...Commercials
You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like...Department Stores
Their clothes are always half off.
Men are like...Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like...Snowstorms
You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like...High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like...Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like...Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like...Parking spots.
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or no good.
Men are like...Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like...Place mats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like...Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.
Men are like...Newborn babies.
They're cute at first, but you get tired of cleaning up their crap.
Men are like...Crystal.
Some look real good, but you can still see right thru them.
Men are like...Dry cleaners.
Most work fast and leave no ring.
