柞里子:中国人该吃什么?

 

      美国反对虐待动物的运动很成功,西方人眼中的熊掌终于成了禁品。芝加哥全面禁食鹅肝前夕,有记者询问某大师傅的看法。大师傅摇头叹气说:看来咱美国人早晚得吃草。

      看到这篇报道之时,柞里子笑了。如今回想起来,却再也笑不出,因为令柞里子回想起这篇报道的报道说:因为中国人吃肉了,所以世界出现粮荒。

      如果中国人不吃肉,只吃粮食,能够扭转局面么?如果听任中国人吃个饱,肯定不成。君不见另有一伙人说:因为印度人一日两餐,所以世界出现粮荒么?中国人比印度人多,而且大都有一日三餐的习惯。印度人一日两餐就叫世界受不了,中国人一日三餐,那还了得!

      吃肉不成,吃粮食也不成,为了不令西方世界发达公民吃肉的人权有所损伤,那咱中国人就改吃草吧?

      嘿嘿!还是不成。如果中国人改吃草,地球早晚得沙漠化,别说粮食不长,草都不长了。等到草都不长的时候,中国人犯下的罪过,那可就是比吃肉还要深沉不知道多少倍。

      那么,中国人该吃什么?吃水?不成,引起世界水荒。吃空气?不成,引起世界气荒。什么都不吃?还是不成。什么都不吃那还不成了神仙?神仙在天堂里快活。天堂里挤满了中国人,西方发达公民死了该怎么办?不好意思叫人家都下地狱吧?

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