皮皮替皮豆来求亲

“豆，豆，豆，豆，。。。。。”



“我说皮豆子弟弟，您那豆豆豆的叫什么呢？就会说那么一个字。你看，哈喇子都一尺长了。”



“哦。原来是看见肥毛家的帖子了。怎么，你看上人家小妹妹了？”



（“真不好意思，被哥哥看破了。我皮豆很害羞的。。。。”）



“咳咳，瞎害羞个啥。既然我是你的哥哥，就要为你出头。怎么样？”



“我跟小丫头的哥哥肥毛兄弟还是很熟的。经常一起上山打猎。。。。blah blah blah”



“我这就跟肥毛说去。他要是不够交情不答应，我就让他尝尝虎爪功的厉害！”



（“呵呵，哥哥可真够意思！将来我长大了，一定那零用钱给他买吹吹和罐头。”）





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