聚会在监狱

我上个月回国以前看了一部的电视剧:《男人底线》。

 

我不知这底线是啥意思? 是不是“不杀人的男人”就是还行的男人或者是好男人了?

 

电视剧演得不错,中年女人的杀手濮存大腕在好几年当官不演电视剧后的新作。剧中有一句台词:“修一条高速,倒一批干部”。回国真看到国内已经修好多好多条高速路了。

 

我在上个月和一些在美国工作的道路学者专家们一起坐大巴从上海去游千岛湖,路上一位教授讲:他在国内当什么学者,和他们同学,一个国内大工程专家聊天,那位专家说: 咱当年的大学同学两三年前就有两三个“进去了”,今年又“进去”了好几个,搞不好现在同班同学“进去的”都快两位数了.。所以,有人建议:今后咱大学同学再聚会,最好的地方就是监狱了。满车的人全笑翻。

 

其时,有什么好笑,时代进步了。

 

想起当年上大学的时侯那首最流行的歌:“再过二十年,我们来相会,荡起小船儿,然后怎么着?”现如今,快三十年过去了,我们国家的高速公路大大地发展了,当年的“天之骄子”们要到监狱去同学聚会了。人生真是“雪泥鸿爪”呵(参阅苏东坡《和字由渑池怀旧》)。

 

柏杨的书里有个小幽默:苏联瓦解前,国会开大会为一笔钱是应该改善学校还是改善监狱?学校之重要,当然不用说。就在表决的前一刻,一位有前瞻性的议员提了的一个问题,改变了国会的表决结果。这位议员的问题是:“你们这辈子还能再进学校吗?“。

 

我想,要是咱的人大现在也讨论这样的问题,会怎样?

 

也许,再过二十年,监狱是天堂?

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