女儿趣事(17) -- 是妈妈

胖丫丫妈

胖丫丫妈
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一家人挤在浴室里，胖妈给儿子洗澡，胖爸给女儿刷牙。

突然胖爸道，＂什么味道？＂
胖妈顶住异味儿，问儿子，＂你有没有放P？＂儿子摇头。
问女儿，＂是不是你？＂女儿坚决的说，＂我没有。＂
胖妈转向胖爸，＂贼喊捉贼。＂胖爸说，＂不带这么着冤枉人的。＂
＂哪是谁呢？＂沉默。。。。
突然女儿大喊，＂是Mommy!＂

胖妈倒～～～～～～～～～～～

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