a night time story

男人和女人都很累,一天的运动让人疲惫不堪,躺在床上,却有些睡不着

woman: will you tell me a story?

man: once upon a time, there is this very beautiful woman from China.
she is very lonely.
and also there is this tall and thin white man,
he is very lonely himself.
one day they met and fall in love and live happily there after.
the end.

woman: that's it? too short.

man: you want a long one. ok,

然后男人开始讲三个小猪和一只狼的故事,"Let me in ,Let me in little pig or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in" "Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin", said the little pig. But the wolf blew that house in too, and ate the second little pig." 女人觉得男人HUFF/PUFF, 以及说CHINNY CHIN CHIN时嘴唇很性感,就转身吻了男人,然后就在这个故事里睡着了。

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