Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the
operating table.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on
my operating table, because
when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds,
"Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color coded." The
third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are
the best; everything inside
them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon
chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers...those guys always understand
when you have a few parts
left over at the end, and when the job takes longer
than you said it would." But the
fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
"You're all wrong. Politicians are
the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart,
and no spine, and the head
and butt are interchangeable."
