Why Some Men Have Dogs and Not Wives

Couple days ago one of my colleague forwarded the following to me, now share with you:

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
14. And last, but not least: If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

I was laughing so hard while reading it, and I wrote back to the colleague:

1. Dogs do not COOK for men.
2. Dogs can not take care of men if they SICK.
3. Men can not have any CONVERSATION with dog, but men can mumble to dogs.
4. Men can not play SPORTS with dogs.
5. Men can not have SEX with dogs, but may be dogs can watch porn with men.
6. Dogs can not go to OPERA with men.

The conclusion is: Men still need women no matter how annoying (sometimes) women are.

How do you think?