教育部学位制度补充条例(编著)

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以下是网上广为流传的教育部原通知：

为缓解今年就业压力，教育部出台新学位制度，博士学位毕业后可继续攻读壮士，四年壮士毕业可攻读勇士，勇士毕业可攻读猛士,读完还可攻读圣斗士学位，毕业后如仍找不到工作的，请攻读股市,然后直接拿烈士学位.

补充条例如下：
1。18岁以上可攻读房士
2。最高学问定为丧士
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二OO八年十一月二十八日

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