·Encourage tourists to throw spare change in the Grand Canyon/>
·End our dependence on foreign owls
·Sell New Mexico/> to Mexico/>/>
·Put a little of that bailout money on the Ravens plus 3 at Tennessee/>/>. Come on! It's a mortal lock!
·Rent out the moon for weddings and Bar Mitzvahs
·Lotto our way out of this son-of-a-bitch
·Appear on "Deal or No Deal" and hope to choose the right briefcase
·Bail out the adult film industry -- not sure how it helps, but it can't hurt
·Release O.J. from prison, have him steal America/>'s money from China/>/>
·Stop talkin' and start Obama-natin'!
3. 历史上总统们伟大的讲话。布什曾经说过,“不知大家是否记得,在我们的历史上我们曾经有过太多的犹太人和意大利人。”(At one point in our history we had too many Jewish people and too many Italians. I don't know if you remember that”。)(明亮按,大家正在评选布什总统是否是近来50年中最差的总统,如果我们评选历史上最憨厚滑稽的总统,我一定投他一票。他从白宫撤到德州,真是娱乐界的一大损失啊。)
5. 据说奥巴马心里已经订好美国商业部长的最佳人选,大概是华纳公司的理查德。请听下面一段: Announce: "Businessman Richard Parsons is being considered to be the next Secretary of Commerce. Parsons is best known for leading Time Warner, whose divisions included Time Warner Cable. Parsons says he'll show up for his interview with Obama on Friday some time between 9 AM and 4 PM. Time Warner Cable -- Your call is very important to us; please continue to hold."
KDSZ 发表评论于
最后那个,'please continue to hold',很好笑。
YanDangShan 发表评论于
回复明亮的评论:
谢明亮。等我家小儿四岁,送他去中文学校。
歌儿 发表评论于
我先来坐个今天的沙发!:)
明亮 发表评论于
暖姜,你周末过得如何?我们这里真冷。
一霖,不用谢的还是电影本身好看,你喜欢就好。:)
南山松,呵呵,周末过得一直不错,就是太短了。:)
呵呵,红茶,辛普森肯定作为海龟打入证券公司的,不和黎叔竞争火车站那片。:)
才下山,呵呵,谢谢,以后常来晒太阳。:)
jwayne_1, 那你去替他。:)
秦西,蜜瓜,哈哈,他们两个是对儿活宝,想起来就要乐。
汉代蜜瓜 发表评论于
哈哈,太逗了,布什pick up bill, bill pick up waitress!
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秦西 发表评论于
布什终于要下台了,Yeah! 他应该是被嘲笑最多的总统吧,哦,差点忘了克令顿。:))
jwayne_1 发表评论于
i am glad that richardson is out of the cabinet now.