This is how I heard your day was going???First you had trouble getting out of bed You had a stiff neck You washed your hair and couldn't do a thing with it You felt like you had a hangover and you weren't even drinking last night Your new diet really doesn't seem to be working out Your pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise Your new hat looked better on you at the store You keep losing things Your boss chewed you out at work You got caught in the rain at lunchtime Then the lunch you had didn't seem to agree with you You feel trapped Uninvited guests showed up at dinner time On top of that you think you're coming down with flu And finally, you're alone in the house at night when you think you hear a noise in the basement MAYBE TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER!!! Handle every stressful situation like a dog, If you can't eat it or play with it, Just pee on it and walk away
