充满误会

听一个师兄说的，他和一个比较熟的师妹qq聊天... 想问她有没有一首歌的CD，但是手快打到C的时候就发出去了然后补上后面的话，就有了下面：
> "师妹有C"
> "我的有那么小吗?"
> "D吗?"
> "嗯..."

隔天，自己见到一比较熟的师妹，心事忡忡的，好像又跟老公不对的样子，觉得机会来了。就把婚姻，人生，文化，品味，摄影的关系好好在的漂亮的小师妹面前卖弄了一番，最后告诉她要有包容一切的胸怀，即所谓“虚怀若谷”！为逗她开心顺便把这笑话也卖出去…

师妹冷冷一笑： 嗯，您说的话我听懂了，就要我向哪个师妹学习，学习她“虚怀若D”，你这不是在转弯抹角地说我的太小嘛！

我倒！汗，又白忙乎了...（周末YY，师妹莫怪！）
少灌水，多上片，争取今年好收成！交作业一张！

2009ljiang
(今年春节在丽江)

DUMARTINI 发表评论于
非常喜欢。。色调和层次！

怎么就发现不了这样的清丽景色？
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