意外收获


昨天上了个贴,说俺们这旮木有春天,只好借菜的颜色来YY一把了。不成想,贴出来后,兄弟姐妹们都狠捧场,俺这厢有礼寥!

更让人感动的是,大家还顺带支了若干招,呼唤春天早些到来。屁如,

有叫俺出去溜达的(54丫头);
有叫俺拿开水焯的(原来如此说);
有叫俺拿油泼的(勤快的猫);
有叫俺缎被的(lanyi);
有叫俺嗷嗷叫的(@绿豆豆@);
有叫俺关住满园春色的(Glider)。

这些招里吧,俺出去溜达了,好象木有效果;开水焯滚油泼,下不了手;缎被关春色,又不是俺的那杯茶。咋办泥?

看来,只好嗷嗷叫了。

一大早,俺就在阳台上叫了:

“春天里哪个百花香”,“春天里哪个百花香”,“春天里哪个百花香”,。。。

这句叫了几十遍,嘿,真见效呀。这不,一碗Raspberry,楞教俺吃出了花儿。。。你说灵不灵?



这不叫意外收获,啥叫意外收获?~~~~

明天一早,俺还打算去叫。只是,叫啥好泥?总不能天天叫同一句吧?

要不,李白的“静夜思”?

What will happen? 期待...

(纯属开玩笑哈,哈哈~~~)
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