雷人的英语

1 We two who and who 

咱俩谁跟谁阿 

  

2 How are you ? How old are you?

 怎么是你,怎么老是你? 

  

3 You don't bird me. I don't bird you!

 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 

  

4 You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brotherstogether up  

 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! 

  

5 Hello everybody! If you have something to say, you say! If you have nothing to say, go home!!

 有事起奏,无事退朝 

  

6 You me you me.

 彼此彼此 

  

7 You Give Me Stop!!

 你给我站住! 

 

 8 Know is know noknow is noknow.

 知之为知之,不知为不知… 

 

 9 WATCH SISTER

 表妹 

 

10Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse's sons can make hole!!

 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! 

  

11American Chinese not enough

 美中不足 

  

12One car come one car go. Two car pengpeng, people die.

 车祸现场描述 

  

13.Heart flower angry open.

 心花怒放 

  

14Go past, no mistake past.

 走过路过,不要错过 

  

15.小明:I am sorry!

 老外:I am sorry too!

 小明:I am sorry three!

 老外:What are you sorry for?

 小明:I am sorry five!

  

16.If you want money, I have no; if you want life, I have one!

 要钱没有,要命一条 

  

17I call Li old big, toyear 25.

 我叫李老大,今年25 

  

18You have two down son. 

 你有两下子。 

  

19As far as you go to die!!!

 有多远,死多远!!!! 

 

20I give you face you don''t wanna face, you lose you face ,I turn my face.

 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸


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