1. The Sex of A Fly
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked..... "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
2. The Rabbit
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves.
"What are you doing in there?" she asked.
The rabbit replied: "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"
The lady replied "Yes."
"Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."
