**小酒如今的中文，那叫今昔非比。
某天，有点流鼻涕。
酒妈提醒：有鼻涕吗？
酒：当然有。
妈：快来，让妈妈擦擦。
酒：不用，自己擦了。
妈：擦哪儿了？
酒：擦脸上呢。
**吃水果，小酒的分配原则："Mommy has a big one, because mommy has a big mouth. I have a small one， because I have a small mouth."
前有孔融， 后有小酒。
**在playground玩，小酒很烦妈妈随时监视警告，"Don't follow me. I'm a big girl now. You, go the other side, stay there. I go this way."
才2岁半呀，就开始嫌弃老妈。
**小酒知道自己two and half后，开始打听酒妈的秘密："How old are you, mommy?"
"I'm 40, very old."暗自伤感，俺小酒才会数到29，不明白40是多么巨大的数目。
"No, you are not old! You're a big girl like me. Only grandma is old."还有比这更甜心的安慰吗？
**从中国回来后，早上去daycare总要哭一会儿，"No school today, I want to stay home with mommy."
某天突然不哭了，问她何故。
小酒长吐口气，"Because------- today is happy Friday!"
听听小酒的日历，很人道， Monday, Tuesday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, 三天打鱼两天晒网，五天工作日连小孩都抱怨。
**小酒吃桔子，桔汁被挤到眼睛里。小酒揉着眼抗议，"Gee, why the orange pee-pee in my eyes?"
酒妈闻言大笑，小酒嘻笑，"That's funny, en-en?"
**小酒四肢着地跳过来，”I’m a frog, kiss me, kiss me!”
Why? 虽然酒妈很乐意亲亲这只青蛙。
“I want to be a princess.”
看来小酒把故事人物颠倒了，酒妈更正，”A frog can only turn into a prince, after the princess kisses him.”
小酒站起身，”That’s a silly frog.
**”Mommy, can you get a star for me?”
酒妈找了个star sticker 给 小酒。
“No, I want the star in the sky.”
什么时候摘星星的任务落到酒妈头上了？”That’s too high, I can’t reach it.”
小酒替酒妈出主意，”You can take airplane , go to the moon, jump to the star.”
酒妈还不知道自己原来是外星人。
