俺家的”笨“儿子

昨天吃完晚饭，老爸陪儿子在living room练琴呢，一场突然而来的倾盘大雨让儿子担忧地回头看了一眼家里的烟囱：“Dad, are you sure the rain won't get into the Chimney? "老爸说：”Don;t worry,a few drops can get through when there is a strong wind. No big deal.“

儿子突然若有所思：”Wait,dad. How come the Santa Clause  can go through the chimney. It is impossible. Our door is always locked. Dad, how did Santa Clause deliver my Christmas gifts?"

老爸知道再也没办法骗儿子了，就只好坦白：“You know,it is always daddy and mommy's job because dad and mom love you so much. We did not tell you because we wanted you to have some fun and good memory about it."

儿子恍然大悟：”Ok. I kind of doubted it， but how about the letters from Santa Clause? You wrote all of them? The handwriting was different."

"Yes. I had to ask my co-workers to write for me so you could not recognize the handwriting."

俺家的"笨"儿子终于开窍了： “That’s right. The handwriting was always strange to me. How about the toothfairy money? It must be you and mom. I kind of thought in this way. I wrote a letter， asking for 20 dollars last time without telling you and mom, and I had never gotten anything. The letter was under my pillow for a couple weeks until I discarded it。。。。。。"

哈哈，财迷！儿子还有一半牙齿没换呢，这以后要一颗20块，老爸老妈要心疼了。

（10/2/2009）