Have some laughters!

some kids are smart...got to love them!
be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle


Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: &nb sp; Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell \'crocodile?\'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that\'s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but yo u asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it\'s H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn\'t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I\'m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with \' I. \'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, \'I am.\'
MILLIE: All right... \'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.\'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father\'s cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn\'t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand..
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don\'t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on \'My Dog\' is exactly the same as your brother\'s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It\'s the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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