隔壁 cubicle 的美媚喜欢看 American Idol 的节目。上回她心仪的选手，Adam Lambert[1]，过五关斩六将杀入决赛，这段日子里，美媚每天上班来都象喝了几两药酒，兴奋不已。
就在节目进入白热化的阶段，Adam Lambert 和男友的亲密照被天杀的小报记者曝光。这漂亮的让人窒息的犹太孩子于是勇敢地站了出来，承认了自己的性取向。最终，一曲天籁，《No Boundaries》，也只让他得了本期第二名。
这事还是给了好色的美媚不小的打击。这天美媚一上午都楞楞地盯着窗外，我真有点担心，唉，色字头上一把刀。
于是扒着隔墙，我小心翼翼地说，“百四，你可千万想开点啊。”美媚的IQ一百四，英文名叫Beth，我总是尊称她“百四”。
百四慢慢地转过头，一脸的忧郁，“虫兄，你说小妹我怎么这么命苦啊？”
顿了顿，百四接着幽幽地说，“哎，你说，他要是见到了我，会不会换个阵营啊？”
我赶紧点头如捣蒜，“会，一定会的！你看看我们办公室，自打你来了后，所有男的，连那拖家带口的，不是都立马叛变、换了阵营了？”
“真的吗？”百四终于破涕为笑，又信心满满地开始寻觅下一个可怜的偶像。
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(1)Adam Lambert, singer, born Jan 29, 1982. In May 2009, he finished as the runner-up on the eighth season of American Idol, with No Boundaries。
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No Boundaries
Songwriters: Allan, Mitch; Dennis, Cathy; Dioguardi, Kara;
Seconds, hours, so many days
You know what you want but how long can you wait?
Every moment lasts forever
When you feel you lost your way
And what if my chances were already gone?
Started believing that I could be wrong
But you give me one good reason
To fight and never walk away
With every step you climb another mountain
Every breath it's harder to believe
You make it through the pain, weather the hurricanes
To get to that one thing
Just when you think the road is going nowhere
Just when you almost gave up on your dreams
They take you by the hand and show you that you can
There are no boundaries!
There are no boundaries!
I fought to the limit to stand on the edge
What if today is as good it gets?
Don't know where the future's headed
But nothing's gonna bring me down
I've jumped every bridge and I've run every line
I've risked being saved but I always knew why
I always knew why!
So hear I am still holding on!
With every step you climb another mountain
Every breath it's harder to believe
You make it through the pain, weather the hurricanes
To get to that one thing
Just when you think the road is going nowhere
Just when you almost gave up on your dreams
They take you by the hand and show you that you can
You can go higher, you can go deeper
There are no boundaries above and beneath you
Break every rule 'cause there's nothing between you and your dreams
With every step you climb another mountain
Every breath it's harder to believe
Yeah! There are no boundaries
There are no boundaries!
With every step you climb another mountain
Every breath it's harder to believe
You make it through the pain, weather the hurricanes
There are no boundaries!
There are no boundaries!
There are no boundaries
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