No. 10: Grandma\'s right. Stick it, A-Rod.
No. 9: I did it! Oh crap, it\'s only the 4th inning.
No. 8: Seriously, how cool a name is Dallas Braden?
No. 7: Now maybe Justin Bieber will notice me.
No. 6: I must not tell the world I\'m Iron Man.
No. 5: This is something they can never take away from me. But for $50,000, you can have my glove.
No. 4: This next pitch, eyes closed.
No. 3: Even I\'ve never heard of me.
No. 2: I should at least give up one hit so I don\'t have to do Letterman.
No. 1: Maybe I can give Kate Hudson a call.