We Can Kill Them Slowly

Before my friend Vivian moved to California last week, she asked me if I wanted any of her houseplants. I was a bit hesitated because I don’t have a green thumb. In fact, I have the opposite of a green thumb. I am a serial plant killer. I loss count of how many plants I have killed in recent years. Vivian said if nobody took them before the move, she had to throw them away. Dave was like, why throwing away, we’ll take them, so we can kill them slowly :)