(转)你再有劲你能憋住尿吗?

1、你再有劲你能憋住尿吗?


2、温馨提示:抬头三尺有监控。


3、屋漏偏逢连夜雨,洞房偏遇拉肚子


4、同学们要多读书,书里面什么都有,有好吃的,有别墅,有大帅哥,里面最多的是大美女.只是教课书里面的车老了点...


5、光棍汉想到自己没媳妇,便自我安慰:不是我找不到,是我岳母大人流-产了!


6、大学大学,大概学学。


7、朋友大四了,交了个师弟男朋友,她说:总有老年得子的感觉。


8、校长说:“为了充实高中部同学们的假期生活,10月3号晚回校补课…”


9、女人向朋友哭诉:自从跟了这男的,日防夜防生怕他找小三,今天才知道,原来自己才是小三...


10、交学费也该用支付宝,开学付款,上完课考完试给了成绩,再确认收货,好评差评看成绩多少。


11、你怎么像雾像雨又像风,就是不像人呢?


12、看见嫦娥发回来的月球照片,千疮百孔的真面目,终于知道了什么叫“月亮代表我的心”……

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