you saved my life!

My friend, L:  Thank you!  You saved my life!
 
   Me: aww~  You are welcome.  You can thank me by naming your first-born after me.
 
L: Well, it does make sense since your name can be used in boys or girls.
 
  Me:  *beaming*

L: But, we don't plan on having kids.
 
  Me: *planning on how to convince this couple*
 
L: Although, we are going to adopt a mini potbelly.
 
Me: *Picturing L & her husband calling out to their backyard:  Stop rolling in the mud!  Come back for dinner!*
 

LESSON:  Don't make an offer too fast.