可否知道胡锦涛为啥来美国访问?

今天早上听美国国家公共广播电台NPR 周末问答节目,由Peter Seagall 主持。节目的开场主持人便问来宾可否知道本周美国所发生的国家大事。现场的女士不假思索的答出中国国家主席胡锦涛访问美国。引得一片掌声。主持人紧接着问来宾可否知道胡锦涛为啥来美国访问,来宾随之哑然。主持人则说理由很简单:

1。The owner is coming to check if the house is made ready for rent.

(翻译: 作为屋主,胡锦涛前来看看他的房子是否装修好可马上出租)
现场又是一片笑声。真的是佩服美国人的豁达。讨债的都打上门来了居然还有心思说笑!
  主持人又问,为啥奥巴马要派副总统白登夫妇去机场接机。来宾答非所问,主持人披露答案。

2。No。1 , this shows the China power; No.2, this shows what Joseph can do now.

(翻译: 原因有二,第一这显示中国的国力地位;第二这也说明副总统也就干个机场接人的事!)
  主持人又问,为啥众议院议长波纳拒绝出席白宫的欢迎晚宴。来宾回答一定是抗议中国人权的坏记录。主持人说,不对。抗议应该见面抗议才对,哪有躲起人来抗议的。伯纳不去白宫原因只有一个,2012 年共和党人上台,中国人要是来讨债,共和党人可以四两拨千斤说,咱没去白宫,还钱的事不知道!

  最后关于中国国家主席访美的问题是胡锦涛此番访美从白宫带回中国的礼物是什麽?来宾无疑能答。主持人说是个很大的礼物,是Great Wall Street. 现场又是大笑一片。 什麽意思呢? 美国人都知道美国这场金融危机华尔街贪婪的金融寡头和精英们是最大的罪魁祸首。奥巴马把华尔街这帮人送给中国,到中国来祸害,那中国人民的苦日子也快来了。在这里,英文的妙处令人称绝。

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