AA和爸爸的斗争

这美国娃是幸福的, 不仅在外社会地位高, 在内父母还得跟她做朋友, 地位要平等. 在我们家还是有阶级之分的: 妈妈,也就是鄙人我, 是领导 - 大大(读代音)王, 爸爸和AA是小钻风, 表现好的小钻风可以被promote到二大王.

昨天, 两个小钻风大战一场.

晚饭后, LG offered AA出去散步. AA说要骑车. 两人你一言我一语一阵, LG急了说不去了, AA也急了, 大哭, "I hate that".
LD提醒, "AA, hate is a bad word".
"No, I didn't say I hate him, I said I hate THAT. I don't like people said you do this do that, I hate that. You need to have options!" 大哭ing.
LG说: I gave you options: either stay home or go for a walk!.
AA said: no these are not options! Options are: stay home, go for a walk, or ride a bike! We need to do a pattern, yesterday I followed you around, today it is your turn to follow me. This is fair.

LD在一旁偷乐. 想想小孩说的也有点道理, LG退了一步: 好吧, 你就在家门口骑吧.
可惜AA犯了一个战略性错误 (希望她总结经验): No, I want to ride to YMCA, then to a park.
这下LG大怒, 神马东西, 你还蹬鼻子上脸啦: no more, stay home.
AA爆哭: because you didn't say where to ride at home, we can either ride a small circle or a big circle, you were not clear (这脑子转的还挺快). That's why I said YMCA. I only want to ride to YMCA, no park. And if you don't allow me to go out, then you can't go out too. You can't go to JCC (我们家附近的一个gym) tonight! You are mean, why you are so mean to me? I am always very nice to you! Right, mama?"

LD堆出怜悯的笑容, 点点头. AA继续大哭ing.

当然最后还是以AA的失败告终, 不过LG也没去JCC.

弹钢琴前, AA发现TA的小凳不见了. TA问: 谁拿走了? 给我拿回来! 我记得是AA跟LG大战之后自己搬着小凳去lonely spot坐着. AA一边很不情愿地把凳搬回来, 一边说: It was Dada first took it and he sat there longer. Then I moved it. It was Dada who stole it. 想想对啊, LG跟AA大战时斗嘴累了, 搬了小凳坐着说来着. TNND, 这种事记这么清楚.

LG总结: 还真把我当她哥了?