AA的逻辑

我们正在看片 - Naked Gun, 很逗很无聊, AA突然出现: what are you watching? 这个东西是少儿不宜, 而且也不好解释, LG于是很严肃地说, 这是大人的事, 小孩别管!

AA: but,  I asked you a question. You need to answer, can you please tell me?

DaDa: No, you need to respect others, I told you 这不是你的事!

AA: I said "please", this is respecting, I asked you a question, it is you not respecting me!

DaDa无语, 只好拿出父威: you are crossing the line!

NND, 跟小孩说cross the line.


LG 原来答应AA吃晚饭后去骑车, 听我告状说AA没好好弹琴, 很愤怒地对AA说: AA, 吃完饭后没有骑车, 先弹琴, 妈妈说弹好了才有骑车.
AA也很愤怒: Dada, you told me that I need to remember things, why don't you remember what you said. This is unfair!

说句实话, 我觉得大部分情况下 AA的逻辑是对的呢. 这个parenting, 难哪!


AA吃饭很慢, to motivate her, Dada gave her some rules and perks: if you finish dinner in 20 minutes you can ride bike after that. AA was very excited, got her plate, fork, and spoon.

LG正帮AA切肉 (这不门牙掉了嘛), 发现AA正盯着他: AA,what are you doing? You need to start eating, remember 20 minutes!

AA said: I can't start eating now, I am waiting for the timer.

哦, 我们忘了订定时了. 这娃, 是真老实呢, 还是玩我们呢?