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西风已破，东风飘过，人在“英坛”看世界
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博士在河边看到两只乌龟缩着一动不动。问一农民：它们在干吗?

农民说：在PK。

博士不解：动都没动过P什么K？

老农说:在比谁寿命长。

博士说：可是壳上有甲骨文的那只，早就死了耶。

这时，一只乌龟猛然探出头来骂到：MD，死了也不吭一声。

另一只也伸出头来：“NB，博士说啥你信啥？”
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一笑而过，不必当真
雪萤 发表评论于
这讽刺的让人没脸了。
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