新泽西留一手火锅店开张吃货众生象

老饕乃老毛的同乡, 本不贪吃。 何奈流落于米国他乡几十年, 留下通通都吃的恶习,如今与“七把叉”齐名!
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新泽西留一手火锅店开张罗!引来无数吃货,都是洋插队惹的祸,这些人像饿GUI一样也不知从哪儿冒了出来。


请大家对号入座:


吃货1。


服务员问:您点啥?


吃货1:冰糖肘子!


服务员:这是火锅店!没冰糖肘子!


吃货1:冰糖肘子!,冰糖肘子! 俺要冰糖肘子!要不然俺用ZT菜刀把你砍了!!!


吃货2:


服务员问:您点啥?


吃货2: 飞流直下3千尺,疑是俺的哈喇子。


服务员问:啥14?


吃货2: 红肥绿瘦,春光无限!


服务员倒地吐白沫。。。


吃货3:


服务员问:您点啥?


吃货3: 这里啥是底线啊?


服务员:吃多少都行。。


吃货3: 底线啊?有木有?有木有?有木有?


服务员:来人啊,把他拖出去!


吃货4:


服务员问:您点啥?


吃货4: 有木有布娃娃,俺要玩布娃娃!!!


服务员晕倒!!!


吃货5:


服务员问:您点啥?


吃货5: 。....NOM NOM NOM NOM.。。


服务员:歪!歪歪! 歪歪歪,你把锅子放下!!!!


吃货6:


服务员问:您点啥?


吃货6: 俺的妆画得好吗?


服务员:。。。。像个好吃的美女!!!


吃货7:


服务员问:您点啥?


吃货7: 掐掐俺,看看俺是八是在梦里?


服务员:您梦游啊?


吃货8:


服务员问:您点啥?


吃货8: 有木有猪头肉?


服务员:这个没有!


吃货8: 把那ZT的网管那个ZHU头SHA了把就有了吗?


服务员倒地抽筋。。。


正在忙乱之即,突然从哪跑出来一条可爱的小狗狗,把所有的吃的都叼走了!!!大家跟着在后面追一边喊:把那个好吃狗抓住!!!!


 


 


(大家接着加哈!!!)

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