文学城这个新闻评论，大家太有才了，推荐到难得一笑了

看这个新闻的评论，被逗乐了。。。

http://www.wenxuecity.com/news/2011/12/06/1558656.html

老梆子2 发表评论于 2011-12-06 15:14:39

美国先发现的，美国赶紧举国搬去吧，地球上好太平点

punktux 发表评论于 2011-12-06 16:40:55

距离几百光年 不明白我们怎么搬过去 请学天文的指点一下

moon1210 发表评论于 2011-12-06 15:19:39

Comments from Tahoo.news..interesting:

I find it amazing that we can "determine" the average temperature of a planet billions of miles away, but we still cannot predict the weather all that well.

72° F ? Sounds balmy, where do I buy the ticket? 600 light years away? No problem, I'll pack a lunch.

They visited a million years ago and found a bunch of monkeys throwing sticks and rocks at each other. They visited last week and the only difference was that the WEAPONS had evolved.

We would have to go well beyond the speed of light to get to these planets. The nearest star Proxima Centauri is 4.7 light years away. A light year equates to the distance of 6 trillion miles. With our current technoligy, it would take about 80,000 years to get the nearest star.

奴性十足 发表评论于 2011-12-06 17:02:56

希望早日实现空间跳跃技术，估计这辈子是不太可能了。

stvw 发表评论于 2011-12-06 19:15:08

20光年人类也永远无法到达。
３项发现均对人类无益。

fangyuan2009 发表评论于 2011-12-06 17:01:36

I have an idea to overcome the distance. Just pack a vehicle with 4 men and 4 women and huge amount of food and water.After numerous generations human will be able to arrive the planet and colonize it.

mr.90kg 发表评论于 2011-12-06 20:07:26

又有新项目可以投资了！什么时候上市啊？股民的眼睛亮了！

胜谛和尚 发表评论于 2011-12-06 21:13:10

虫洞虫洞~

冰剑出鞘 发表评论于 2011-12-06 22:37:45

人类糟蹋了地球，现在又要娶小老婆，继续糟蹋了。

» 其实很简单

其实很简单

来源: 5毛参上 于

每个人用棉签取点上颌细胞，全世界都算起来也就几公斤。

飞过去的过程中，机器人一个一个地拿出来克隆，等一降落，也就都差不多了。

再培养几天，就满地乱跑了。

 

发个指令回地球，引爆埋在各地的氢弹，灭掉原种，就没什么后顾之忧了。