两会修改新《婚姻法》，打字员一疏忽，把一夫一妻打成了一天一妻。
人大会审议时普遍反映：就这一条改得好，与时俱进！
甲代表：好是好，就怕货源保不了。
乙代表：好是好，就怕时间有点少。
女代表：好是好，就怕男同胞身体受不了。
法律界代表：好是好，就是孩子父亲不好找!
妇联代表：好是好，就怕后院起火救不了。
丙代表：一天一妻就不盖后院了。
此项决议一致通过了。
新修改的《婚姻法》(不许笑)
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石假装 发表评论于
回复megchen的评论:
谢谢你认真回答俺。
昨天你说题目太严肃，犹豫是否进来，给我一个好提示，让我在标题后面加了3个字，效果好多了。谢谢!
谢谢你认真回答俺。
昨天你说题目太严肃，犹豫是否进来，给我一个好提示，让我在标题后面加了3个字，效果好多了。谢谢!
megchen 发表评论于
回复石假装的评论:
hehehehe, I went to "check" your profile before because of the post from DUMARTINI and found out there's a big beauty there...so I am wondering why you ask me? You should know the best answer.
In life, I am actually slim because basically I am a vegetarian. It's nothing to do with any religion, but purely for health and beauty purposes. There are a few books had hugh influence on my diet. Following those books, I eat whatever I like (as long as it's proper food) and don't need to worry about getting weight but still can be very healthy.
If you would like me go further, I am very happy to tell you more details.
Have a nice day!
hehehehe, I went to "check" your profile before because of the post from DUMARTINI and found out there's a big beauty there...so I am wondering why you ask me? You should know the best answer.
In life, I am actually slim because basically I am a vegetarian. It's nothing to do with any religion, but purely for health and beauty purposes. There are a few books had hugh influence on my diet. Following those books, I eat whatever I like (as long as it's proper food) and don't need to worry about getting weight but still can be very healthy.
If you would like me go further, I am very happy to tell you more details.
Have a nice day!
石假装 发表评论于
回复megchen的评论:
俺这是小题大作。有头脑的人才会进来上当。
早就看你身材太帅。请问，现在开始瘦身，啥时能练成?
俺这是小题大作。有头脑的人才会进来上当。
早就看你身材太帅。请问，现在开始瘦身，啥时能练成?
megchen 发表评论于
hahahaha, from the title, I thought it would be boring so I was very hesitant to get into the post.
so funnnnnnny! Thanks for sharing!
石假装 发表评论于
回复DUMARTINI的评论:
问好DU姐，到你家去找过几次照片的答案。连照片你都拆掉啦，可是让俺们高兴热闹了一阵子啊。
问好DU姐，到你家去找过几次照片的答案。连照片你都拆掉啦，可是让俺们高兴热闹了一阵子啊。
DUMARTINI 发表评论于
嘎嘎嘎
笑S我了算了
瞧那女的说的～～～～
笑S我了算了
瞧那女的说的～～～～
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