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讲个真事儿的笑话,有个台湾朋友的儿子是ABC,会点儿中文,但不多,倒是很有礼貌,跟国人尽量地能说中文就说中文,但很多时候他的中文都是英文的思维。

有天早晨见我walk the dog,小孩子很有礼貌地跟我打招呼:




你走狗啊






泥巴 发表评论于
现在的孩子,跟家长都“打死也不说!”的,:))))

不过倒看出你女儿跟你很亲的!

回复ajwzp的评论:
"My daughter said the same thing many years ago.
Here is her other famous words: One day she lost while driving and called me for direction. I asked here where was she right now. “我不能告诉你“ She said. "I can't tell" is what she really want to say"
泥巴 发表评论于
还好,他没有在你fertilizing的时候说。。。,:)。

回复big-guy的评论:
“一天我在water the lawn, 一abc 孩子跟我打招呼:“你水草啊?””
泥巴 发表评论于
“今天是我的天”好玩儿,意义也很好,从今以后,我每天都对自己叨咕一下: “今天是我的天”!想着就令我微笑

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ajwzp 发表评论于
My daughter said the same thing many years ago.
Here is her other famous words: One day she lost while driving and called me for direction. I asked here where was she right now. “我不能告诉你“ She said. "I can't tell" is what she really want to say
big-guy 发表评论于
一天我在water the lawn, 一abc 孩子跟我打招呼:“你水草啊?”
loonlinda 发表评论于
那天轮到我小儿子洗碗,我的一个朋友说:“阿姨帮你洗好吗?”儿子说:“不用,今天是我的天。”(Today is my day.)
泥巴 发表评论于
笑点就是他的中文词汇量不够,他要是会翻译成“遛”,就没有笑话了,:)。

谢谢
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泥巴 发表评论于
谢谢!

这个经历是真的,但原话不是这么说的,:)

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Michelle0531 发表评论于
是不是应该说遛狗?嘿嘿.
passby 发表评论于
Is the story true? Or just a joke created by you?

Anyway it is really funny!
泥巴 发表评论于
你真好,笑了,而且把笑声也留在了这里,谢谢
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caixiaxingyun 发表评论于
哈哈...
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