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我冇醉
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三个伤兵在野战医院休养，一个带着有半寸厚近视眼镜的女护士走进他们的帐篷。

看着她，三个兵都吃吃地偷笑，有一个终于忍不住的问：“Ma'am，为什么你将探热针夹在耳上？”

她本能地往耳上一摸，说：“噢，坏了！另一个帐篷中，不知哪个A-Hole插着我的铅笔！”

我冇醉 发表评论于
回复assai的评论:
代老婆多谢你！
assai 发表评论于
先打个招呼，我是个女滴。
第一时间先向你美国的老婆致敬！
看住一群化骨龙，留守不容易。
我冇醉 发表评论于
回复assai的评论:
朋友来了有好酒！
assai 发表评论于
第日一定要认识你。
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回复天涯草的评论:
这个容易，祖父是中医，托一托，我想我还是会的。
天涯草 发表评论于
下巴掉了，您给报销医生费用不？
我冇醉 发表评论于
回复古埙1223的评论:
共同分享笑声！
古埙1223 发表评论于
老哥的文笔短小精彩,幽默风趣,文学城独树一帜.此处有掌声-----

keep Going!
zhu_charlie 发表评论于
This is a good one.
Ding !!
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回复京城的燕子的评论:
多谢常常来捧场，想不到我还有不少拥趸。
网速很慢，看Youtube很麻烦，还有两个月回国，回国再看。再次多谢。
京城的燕子 发表评论于
一看这标题，就觉得是你老兄发的笑话，哈哈。。果然没错。（我冇错！呵呵）
关于JimmyDShea，我回留言到你《狙击手》的帖子里了。
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