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2013第一届短信文化节获奖作品: 

1.《人生》

人生就像蹲坑，有时你已经很努力了，但结果却是个屁。

 2.《伤害》

一饿狼觅食到农户，听屋内女人在训孩子：再哭把你扔出去喂狼！孩子哭了一夜，狼痴痴等到天亮，含泪长叹：骗子！都是骗子！

3.《別往坏处想》

深夜，女儿哭着给母亲打电话说：妈！他现在还沒有回来，一定是有别的女人了！母亲柔声安慰道：傻孩子，不会的！以后遇事別总往坏处想，兴许是出车祸了呢？！

 4.《儿子考试》

儿子考了50分，妈妈很生气，臭打孩子一顿，并厉声训斥：下次再考低了，就別叫我妈！第二天，儿子回来不好意思地对母亲说：对不起大姐，我又考低了。        

祝周末快乐！！！


在此鸣谢朋友传来的笑话  

大臭臭 发表评论于
回复无名小绿草的评论:这个笑话很有哲理哦。
大臭臭 发表评论于
回复rondo的评论:哈哈，爷爷有色心，但还有没有力气就难说了。
无名小绿草 发表评论于
人生就像蹲坑，有时你已经很努力了，但结果却是个屁。
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该获最好笑奖。
rondo 发表评论于
5. 女人哄孩子说，你再不睡觉，妈妈就不陪你睡，陪爷爷睡了。
爷爷听后说，大人说话一定要言而有信
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