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nuts000
不小心把时空写成云烟。
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打小老实得没怎么出过格
小时候用弹弓打玻璃
是当时没人用的办公楼
点着自个儿的裤兜
是因为不敢走墙头
蹭着了摔炮
扯了一个自诩会摔跤的帮派小头头衣服
是班上春游出去闹着玩儿的
结果成了他们的哥们
好像也没再摆过场子
一桶拖地水浇中学校长头上
不是因为打扫除吗
竟有几个女干部也敢作伪证
可能是捅过最大的娄子
大学毕业典礼想把自己灌醉
用饭盆喝了快两瓶金奖白兰地
结果撒泡尿 风一吹就醒了
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