美国警察也势力!

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昨天又是那个做医生的哥们来找俺,一进门就看见他喜笑颜开,一脸的得意洋洋地往外冒。

俺问他:“这是啥子情况,一下颠覆了你最近一段时期的愁眉苦脸和唉声叹气?”,
他说:“多亏了你和网上哥们支招,今天终于和小助理撇清关系了,走,我请你喝酒去。”

听他这么说,俺也替他高兴,抬头看表,也快下班的时间了,忙收拾一下跟他出来,坐上他的车走了。

正是下班的时候,路上车多得要命,一下高速公路,就被堵在长长的车龙之中,好不容易来到了十字路口,前面却亮起了黄灯,这哥们心急,一踩油门,车没停就过去了。

俺这刚刚举手想给哥们击个掌,就见后面追上来一辆警车,闪着蓝光,嗷嗷地慎人。我们才把车停住,警车里面就走出一个小帅哥警察,摔了车门,过来冲着俺们大喊:“什么毛病吗,红灯都闯,差点撞着我出人命,知道不?”

俺那哥们,一脸无辜地看着他说:“不会吧,俺过的时候是黄灯啊,俺一向开车很守规矩的,这不刚下班儿前,俺还教育病人开车注意安全呢?”

一听这话,帅哥警察虎着的脸松了下来,有点惊讶地问:“您是医生?”

“是的。”

“什么医生呀?”,小警察问话的口气明显地柔和多了。

“小儿科,专门关照孩子们。” 

看小警察一脸的崇拜,俺开口问他:“你有孩子吗?”, 

小警察有点不好意说:“没有,我刚结婚。”

俺说:“那还不赶快回家造小人儿吧,别整天光在街上抓闯红灯的了。”

“是呀,你这刚新婚,多在家好好地陪你媳妇吧,别让她太寂寞,跟别人跑了。”

让我们俩这么一起哄,小帅哥警察囧地满脸通红,忙说:“好了,好了,你们走吧”

我们发动起来车,小警察在我们后面指挥着交通,让我们从容地回到了主车道上,然后依依不舍地开着警车跟着我们走了很远。

当我们进入拐车道,准备下小路时候,他赶上来给我们挥手告别,望着小帅哥警察渐渐远去的背景,一股浓浓的的温馨在心里油然升起,霎那间眼眶湿润了起来,不由地口中念念的祝愿他,早得贵子,好人一路平安!

incrediable 发表评论于
被警察截停过不少,上来就大喊的没有。大概奇葩碰到了奇葩。
xiaomiao 发表评论于
这是哪州的警察?真好糊弄。
瀛客 发表评论于
是“势利”,而不是“势力”。
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