The recent photo of obviously not Mr. Cool in the WSJ leaves us to wonder what set off this rage? Here are a few possibilities:
After spending of week working on his March Madness Bracket for ESPN O8 discovers that two of his final four picks are knocked out in the first round.
- Kenya has released a copy of his Kenyan birth certificate.
- The Nobel Peace Prize Selection Committee refuses to consider O8 for another prize he feels he is justified to receive for getting Syria to give up its chemical weapons as a result of his imaginary "red line."
- Hillary disclosed that O8 was snorting coke during the night of the Benghazi attack and ignored requests from the Ambassador for assistance during the attack.
- Jack Nickolas refused to invite O8 to play golf with him sighting one pro kissing the duffer's butt is enough.
