孩子啊,我闭嘴 (2015-03-31 18:44:43)

爱你太苦,宁愿孤独
Loneliness is not being alone, but with someone yet feeling thousand mile apart
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孩子啊,我闭嘴    (2015-03-31 18:44:43)


上周五小孩子去州National Geographic Bee竞赛,我开车,太太一起去。一上车,太太要听电台。我说1, 3, 5, 7是新闻,体育,古典乐和爵士乐频道,要其它的调到2,4,6上。她没吭声,我只听到噪声。几分钟后,我问“你调什么?”,她答“Seconnnnnnnnd!”。我闭嘴,等她调好,我问孩子“Is that Justin Bieber?", “yes”,“is he going to sing all day long?”,“yes”。她知道我们不喜欢JB。

 

 
The next hour, I was silently raped by the Canadian teenage, who was wearing girl's pink jean, pissing into a restaurant mop bucket, then yelling F*** to Clinton.
 
 
回家的路上,孩子说”Ma,don't you know how much time I spent on preparing the competition?”,“less than 10 minutes”,“you know I was half-hearted when my advisor told me I should do this and that before the competition. So how I got to state top 5?”,“How?”,“By guessing”。 我插嘴道“by guessing! that's funny”,她接过去说“he's funny or smart,it's not from you!”。我闭嘴,一句到嘴边的话又咽了回去-“so he has a different father?”。
 
 
Again the next hour, I was silently raped by the Canadian teenage, who was wearing girl's pink jean, pissing into a restaurant mop bucket,then yelling F*** to Clinton.
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