Humor in A Day's Work《3》 20170307
<I> : 狗的智障
Sparky十三年前不服管几乎给老爷逐出门，现在见他五体投地，磕头如捣蒜，竟成了家中唯一没给老爷吼过，待遇超好，肉骨头不断。十三岁的老年狗了，骨头啃得飞快，十分令人费解。今儿一回家先放Sparky到门外院子里方便，自己上得楼来接着改那没有穷尽的卷子。
不一会儿听到女儿惊叫，''啊呀Sparky你吃的什么脏东西啊……'' 忙跑下去一看， 她的鼻子，嘴和半个脸蹭得全是黑泥土，嘴里叼了一只形迹可疑的东西，''骨头''，女儿说，可我刚才没给她骨头吃呀？''妈，她一定是把爸爸以前给她的骨头埋起来藏在土下，刚才挖出来再吃的，哎呀恶心死了, 快吐出来……''
<II>
Michelle(APAB)：''Ms. L, to find the area between two curves, do we have to visualize the graphs?"
Ms. L: "Absolutely."
Michelle：''What if I can't?"
Ms. L: "You can graph on the paper."
Michelle: "What if I can't graph?"
Ms. L: "I'd make sure to bring enough tissue boxes to class on the day of the quiz."
Michelle: "........."
《3》
Ms. L: ''Alec, how did the word 'pajama' get into a conversation in our Calculus AB classroom?''
Alec (sheepishly): ''That is a good question, Ms. L, but I don't have an answer for it."
